It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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