Is it because I queefed?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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