So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.