Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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