No stitches, just platelets and will power
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
