is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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