wat bout pragnant strippers??
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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