? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
