That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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