yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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