he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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