I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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