is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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