I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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