Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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