hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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