I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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