How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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