You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
God, I missed his penis.
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