Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just invented taco cereal.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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