"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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