Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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