i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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