But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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