she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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