don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Please don't give away my fajitas
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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