why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
