I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I love you.
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