You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
ttyl tear gas
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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