After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
