I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize