i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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