and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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