If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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