real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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