You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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