If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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