He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
well you can't waste a boner
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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