Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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