Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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