I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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