Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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