Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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