you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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