You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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