from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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