I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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