Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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