This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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