oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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