Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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