im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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