i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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