He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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