i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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