she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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