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8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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